I come here with a simple warning
A tale to help you last the evening
You may not listen but don't blame me
If you find tonight becomes unsavoury
High jinks are what we have before us
If my friend doesn't pick you out to discuss
The strange agenda that he's whoring
In his eyes his tears shine like a warning
Watch out, watch out, he'll try to use pseudo science
Beware, beware, his lies breed hatred and violence
Under the stairs, he'll say such pretty things
But in the air, hangs menace tinged with drink
Outside it's clear, we've got to rescue you
Let's go back home
Some things are best to leave unspoken
And at first you may think that he's joking
And his conversations will soon turn you
To thoughts of escaping from this torture
"Advice Column" is a new collaborative project featuring tracks written, recorded, and produced remotely during quarantine. Bandcamp New & Notable May 14, 2020
A big, bright, sweet single from Philadelphia's Hurry, sugary vocal melody playing perfectly against starstruck guitars. Bandcamp New & Notable Oct 1, 2016
Super sweet indie pop compilation with new tracks from Trust Fund, Boosegumps, etc. benefits the St. Louis Legal Fund. Bandcamp New & Notable Oct 4, 2017
Pick your pre-order for Diet Cig's first full-length: limited edition gold vinyl, blue marble vinyl, or a red and gold glitter cassette. Bandcamp New & Notable Jan 12, 2017